Category: random shit

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disaster-lesbianbeau:

new fave insult:

this is a weird hill you’ve chosen to die on, but at least you’re dead.

ohnoproblems: spectrometrie: Ecology Centre, K…

ohnoproblems:

spectrometrie:

Ecology Centre, Kunshan, China

existenceisanillusion: uncleromeo: anjieluvs…

existenceisanillusion:

uncleromeo:

anjieluvs:

great-tweets:

I am simultaneously impressed and terrified.

I refuse to believe this isn’t actually Rocket

“talented mom” is either an incredibly talented practical effects designer or a furry with a lot of free time.

Correction, “talented mom” is a taxedermist.

4uv: 4uv: give her one give her a cheeto.

4uv:

4uv:

give her one

give her a cheeto.

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bradkey:

raptorific:

raptorific:

callmedeath:

raptorific:

If you ever want to see a nerd just barely manage to show restraint, say “Jimmy Lannister” in front of them. Or call Magneto “Magneetus.” Get something just barely wrong and watch as they try to decide whether it’s worth it to correct you. 

don’t do this.

You’re not my supervisor

Also acceptable: pronounce “Jedi” like “Jeddy.”

Doctor Whom
Sean and Dan Winchester
Dance Dance Evolution
Saying Batman, Spiderman, or Superman like you might say “Goldman” or “Venkman”, like it’s a last name.

These are proven winners for me.

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just-shower-thoughts:

Turtlenecks are just uncircumsized sweaters

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just-shower-thoughts:

Humans could be aliens who took over the earth after killing all the dinosaurs which were the original earthers.

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shatterpath:

vegetarianvampireduck:

glitterwarpaint:

deborah-ocean:

I’m rewatching Ocean’s 8 again lol, and I noticed that Lou has some really weird shit in her living room. Did you guys ever notice that there’s a human skull in like a giant light bulb looking thing on her end table by the couch. I’m really curious as to why tf she has that, or more likely where it was taken from lol

that’s, uh… I mean hat looks like the Bowler’s bowling ball from Mystery Men?

That’s the What answered but the Why is only more confusing

Yep, I went to Baby Bowler too!

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whoviank9:

These two were best friends in the eighties

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magicianmew:

oddsboy:

son-of-drogo:

littlemissonewhoisall:

coolclaytony:

favinatriceneea:

paintmeahero:

forthegothicheroine:

Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.

Gomez in particular would enjoy your boldness, Cousin Intruder.

Oh shit.

The Addams family loves and greets every person entering one of their homes.

The Addams family adopted or married every person wishing to stay.

This is why the Addams family is full of freaks.

Of course.

So what we’re saying is, tracing the Addams’ geneology is damn near impossible and it’s just as likely that no living member of the family is actually a blood relative of the people who originally held the family name?

What I’m hearing is that Batman is actually an Addams. 

He most certainly is

I mean, considering if you look at it in the light of a different story, the near (actual, factual) homicidal level of bond and love the Addams have for each other, the idea that they’re all adopted, the way that Bruce is often portrayed as a bit of an aloof, smarmy smarm in private, the possibility that young Bruce might not be wholly appreciative of his extended family’s eccentricities, of which his parents are the mildest of the bunch, the idea that those two parents are (distantly) Addams’ and get gunned down, well.

[Gomez]: I came, I came as soon as I heard

[Bruce]: I…I told you never to come back, I said, I said you were weird

[Gomez]: Please, my boy, to compliment me when you are so wracked with grief. *clutching hug* Dear Thomas, dear Martha, so full of life…

[Bruce]: *extricating* They….they fell in front of me…while he laughed…with mother’s pearls…

[Gomez]: The fiend! This dishonor cannot stand!

[Bruce]: And I felt….I felt it well up inside me, a black blood welling up…

[Gomez]: Yes, dear boy…

[Bruce]: I….will be vengeance….

[Gomez]: Yes….

[Bruce]: I…I will be the night!

[Gomez]: Yes!

[Bruce]: I….I am an Addams!

[Gomez]: YES!

[Bruce]: I. AM. BATMAN. *lightning, thunder*

[Gomez]: YES, YES!!! My boy, the rivers will run red with wonderful blood!

[Alfred]: *sigh* I’ll put the tea on and grab the foils then, shall I, sirs?

I AM DECLARING THIS CANON.

I SECOND THIS CANON