“It’s all about timing”
— I want you to remember one important thing: trying to please Regina is dangerous for your health.
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that a man has never sat in the Mayor’s chair?
I swear the Imp was in the chair at one point, and Henry, too, but might be thinking of fics, so…
dear mom, this is the personal essay i wanted to send, but couldn’t.
it’s titled: once upon a time.
Evil Queen: Stop it Regina
Regina: Stop what?
Evil Queen: Trying to kill yourself at every chance you get dear. I’m trying to cause chaos here – not working out if you don’t keep your suicidal tendencies in check
Regina: I’m a hero that’s what I’m supposed to do Your Majesty
Evil Queen: Totally the villain here but I am sure that’s not how being a hero works. Otherwise our Snow and Farming problem would’ve been handled long ago.
Evil Queen: Shut up and stop trying to kill yourself – and more importantly me for heaven’s sake.
I feel like there’s an actual story in this…