Category: funny shit

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shatterpath:

andrusi:

assheda:

lareinecersei:

animatedamerican:

maisiewilliams:

maisiewilliams:

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with the fact that your nephew is a complete and total douche

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how do you feel when you see gwendoline christie in armor

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how badly did your failed attempt to murder a kid screw everyone over

I got to #5 (Gwendoline Chrisie) AND LOST IT. Laughed hard enough to scare the cat.

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official-mugi:

pthumerian:

“weeping erection” is up there on the list of worst things i’ve read in a fanfiction

why does the boner weep

Ask not why the boner weeps

It weeps for thee

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planet-motherfucker:

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shatterpath:

gentlekirk:

catholics be like “don’t be horny kids” and then bombard you with images of half naked men tied up to things 

BAHAHAHAHHA! @ariestess, this is SO YOU.

alicekingsleigh:

alicekingsleigh:

You never know when you might have to fight an alien.

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anxietynovelproject:

Mood part 2

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anxietynovelproject:

MOOD

midstorm: OUAT + Parks & Rec (insp)

midstorm:

OUAT + Parks & Rec (insp)

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shatterpath:

gemmythedestroyer:

argumate:

but soft, what brick through yonder window breaks

It is the East, and Juliet’s got a gun.

yes, DAMMIT, i laughed…

rolodextra: mother-entropy: platypusinplaid:…

rolodextra:

mother-entropy:

platypusinplaid:

Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

i like that the video implies that the sound is coming from this incredibly sleepy boy