Category: funny shit

shatterpath:

shatterpath:

Okay, you win, I admit it. I burst into noisy laughter….

wepurplelove:A Loving Artist from the Land of …

wepurplelove:

A Loving Artist from the Land of the Lucky Ones<3

A Mysterious Seeker from the Land of the Beautiful Ones

…Dafuq? LOLOL

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saxgoddess25:

writing-prompt-s:

Your first name is spelled and pronounced the exact same way as an alien race’s word for death. You try to explain to the terrified aliens that you are not, in fact, the Grim Reaper.

I wouldn’t. I would rule their world and become their Queen.

saxgoddess25: geminiagent: catchymemes: Nin…

saxgoddess25:

geminiagent:

catchymemes:

Nine Realms in Norse Mythology

Vanaheim is the land of sorcery and magic. Coincidence?

i-incarnadine: Macbeth, Act II, Scene II (hc:…

i-incarnadine:

Macbeth, Act II, Scene II

(hc: Lady Macbeth carries around bread specifically for shaming her husband)

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ussjellyfish:

alexkingstons:

kristin bauer talking about big dick energy means it’s time to delete the internet

At least she gets it right!

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everywitchway:

queenrinacat:

brainstatic:

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

Oh man, I didn’t even know half of those, and I was an English major at one point.

Deep Space Nine character’s reactions to ‘Hami…

musicforswimming:

daystarsearcher:

Kira: is really into the first half where Hamilton is fighting for independence

Quark: is really into the second half where Hamilton is fighting for a strong economy

Rom: thinks the music was pretty

Odo: just wants people to stop singing off-key on the Promenade

Kai Winn: takes the Aaron Burr character personally and calls for a boycott, backtracks when it turns out a lot of Bajorans like the show and there’s a backlash, ends up funding her own production of it in which she cuts all the speeches she feels are too incendiary

Jadzia Dax: massive crushes on the Schuyler sisters, Hamilton, and Jefferson

Ezri Dax: keeps changing her mind as to who she most identifies with

O’Brien: immediately makes a Revolutionary War program for himself and Julian

Bashir: keeps calling Garak ‘Hercules Mulligan’

Garak: pretends not to get the joke, tries to bring back petticoats

Worf: passive-aggressively sends fourteen copies of the soundtrack to Alexander

Alexander: completely misses the point his dad was trying to make, goes into musical theatre

Dukat: writes lot of angsty fic about how King George is misunderstood and misrepresented

Nog: starts quoting it as a historical source in Starfleet Academy essays

Jake Sisko: abandons novel, begins working on musical

Ben Sisko: will not stop humming ‘Guns and Ships’

Kira: commander, you and I both know that the Dominion’s got tactical and material superiority, to say nothing of the numerical advantage
Sisko: major, are you saying that we
Kira: no
Sisko: pardon me major but it sounds very much like you are saying that we aRE
Kira: please don’t
Sisko: WE ARE OUTGUNNED
Kira: stop it
Sisko: OUTMANNED
Kira: you are supposed to be a representative of my gods
Sisko: OUTNUMBERED
Kira: I hope the Dominion kills you
Sisko: OUTPLANNED
Kira: I’m an atheist now

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shatterpath:

dangersuntoldhardshipsunnumbered:

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motorcyclegrrl:

fy-katiemcgrath:

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I’ll take that as a Battlestar Galactia challenge. We could ship her with 6 or boomer, or Tie’s wife. Mmmm, that Lucy Lawless character was a toaster too. Holy Jesus. There were so many hot toasters on that show. calling in reinforcements @dangersuntoldhardshipsunnumbered

you know, i’m here for this.  six.  or gina!!!  picture them sciencing together, how hot, how adorable….

also can we recast roslin as laura benanti because

HA! Hey, @ariestess, you weren’t the only one who went there!

This entire thread is LIFE, y’all! I am so pleased to know that there are other geeks out there who automatically go to BSG when they hear “toasters.”

drewluthor: “Dont worry. She kills me softly t…

drewluthor:

“Dont worry. She kills me softly too.”