Category: funny shit

purgatory-of-assbutts:

clockwork-mockingbird:

aaegon:

My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?

Dark One, DARK ONE, not lizard. I don’t do that tongue thing.

evileraregal:

these dorksss^^

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tyleroakley:

urbisie:

everystarstorm:

thelichboi:

kittykat8311:

raccoonnation:

fattyatomicmutant:

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

Sometimes the world brings you a brand of humor you love and weren’t ready for at all. Especially not at 6am right before bed.

Oh man the can pops at the exact right moment in the song.

“Babe, dinner’s ready”

the climax really delivered

beggars-opera:

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

shatterpath:

andrusi:

assheda:

lareinecersei:

animatedamerican:

maisiewilliams:

maisiewilliams:

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with the fact that your nephew is a complete and total douche

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how do you feel when you see gwendoline christie in armor

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how badly did your failed attempt to murder a kid screw everyone over

I got to #5 (Gwendoline Chrisie) AND LOST IT. Laughed hard enough to scare the cat.

official-mugi:

pthumerian:

“weeping erection” is up there on the list of worst things i’ve read in a fanfiction

why does the boner weep

Ask not why the boner weeps

It weeps for thee

planet-motherfucker:

shatterpath:

gentlekirk:

catholics be like “don’t be horny kids” and then bombard you with images of half naked men tied up to things 

BAHAHAHAHHA! @ariestess, this is SO YOU.

alicekingsleigh:

You never know when you might have to fight an alien.