Evil Queen: Stop it Regina

Regina: Stop what?

Evil Queen: Trying to kill yourself at every chance you get dear. I’m trying to cause chaos here – not working out if you don’t keep your suicidal tendencies in check

Regina: I’m a hero that’s what I’m supposed to do Your Majesty

Evil Queen: Totally the villain here but I am sure that’s not how being a hero works. Otherwise our Snow and Farming problem would’ve been handled long ago.

Regina: But…

Evil Queen: Shut up and stop trying to kill yourself – and more importantly me for heaven’s sake.

I feel like there’s an actual story in this…